Glubtubis Wub, Rogue 1
Gorog VIII, Dwarf 1
Pius the Pious, Cleric 1
Pünchinka, Fighter 1
My name is Pius the Pious, your friendly neighborhood Cleric. I’m here to tell you the apocryphal tale of our small party’s first explorations on the Dungeons of the Brink. We consisted of 4 characters of doubtful repute: I, the Cleric, named Pius, Gorog VIII the Dwarf, a brave, but hapless fighter named Pünchinka, and an infamous Rogue with GI problems named Glubtubis Wub.
Our weaponry included a mace for me, a knife and a hammer for Gorog, a longsword for Pünchinka, and two daggers and a shortsword for Glubtubis. Our equipment consisted of a Holy Cross, a few torches, and a rope for me. Gorog had no torches, due to his vision in the dark, a rope, and some spikes. Both the others had fairly similar equipment to mine.
Now that we have gotten the equipment out of the way, it is time for the story. We were absolutely broke and needed money. Our wives had kicked us out of our homes until we either brought back riches or a job certification sheet. We decided to do the first option. We had all heard about a tomb which was told to have near unlimited riches. Obviously, due to our low intelligence levels, we didn’t care about how dangerous it was.
These first few words have exhausted me and my wee Dwarf friend Gorog already, so we will retire to our sleeping quarters now, to be continued soonish.
This is Gorog the VIII, picking up from where Pius left off. We all had met when we were drunk and dancing merrily in a local pub, but little did we know how far our friendship would take us. After about a half hour of walking, we finally stumbled upon the cave that led to the tomb. Using my sight in the dark, we were able to get down into the first room.
The room was very simple and in the very center there was a wooden coffin. Me and Pünchinka went in for a closer look, and saw that there was nothing stopping us from opening it. After a bit of thought we eventually opened it and found an ornate statue of a snake soldier. I detected that it was hollow with my ability to sense stoneworks. Remember how Pius said that we had low intelligence levels? Without giving it much thought, we declared that I should smash it open with my hammer. Lo and behold, a cloud of poison gas floated up and quickly dissipated, But not before I got a slight whiff and was mildly annoyed. Pünchinka probably thought that it was a scented candle and took a record-breaking deep breath. Of course, because of that he lost a whole lot of healthy juices.
This is my farewell to you today, for I must get some sleep. We will hopefully be here to share with you more of our adventure tomorrow.
Hello, I'm Gorog VIII, back again and I’m ready to continue the story. After Pünchinka got well enough that we could stop caring about the gas in his veins, we examined the inside of the broken statue. Inside of it, there was a little golden object that was worth one gold coin. Of course I took it and Pünchinka started complaining about how he “Got a lung full of poison.” and I got money.
We exited the room and went into a hall with five other rooms. We went into the one across from us and noticed that it was the exact same as the last one. This time, we opened the coffin and stood back. I threw my hammer from a safe distance to break open the statue. As it was flying, I asked myself why I hadn’t tied a rope to the handle so I could get it back if something happened to it. A puff of the poison gas from earlier came out of the statue, and quickly dissipated. Inside, there was another golden disk, worth another coin. This one went to Pünchinka, and he gleefully accepted it.
For the other four rooms, we did the same thing but I fashioned a rope with spikes on it to throw at the coffins and open them from a distance, just to be safe. All four of them were the same except for the last two, in which one of the coffins was a snake scholar and the other was a snake wizard. These two were decorated much more ornately than the others. In the room with the scholar, I found a meticulously carved golden ring, and after some discussion, we decided that I should put it on. When I did however, it wouldn't come off! Suddenly the finger nail that it was on began growing, until it took the form of the head of a serpent.
This has tired me, for it is late and I must be getting to bed. My dead mother would be very unhappy if I were to miss my bedtime. This is goodbye to you for today from all of my comrades.
This is Gorog, once again, coming to you from the Dungeons of the Brink. I wanted Pius to write this part, because it’s been a while since you’ve heard from him and the public must get what the public wants. As a recap from yesterday, I got a ring that transformed my finger into what looked like the head of a snake. After leaving that section of the dungeon, we decided to start drawing a map to make sure that we didn’t get lost.
While wandering down the hall, with our torches lit, we stumbled upon a huge, stone door which was blocked by a large stone rod, connected to some chains that went up into the ceiling. There were two hooks that also had chains connecting them to some sort of contraption hidden in the ceiling. It didn’t take much thought to figure out that the chains on the hooks were connected to the chains holding up the giant stone bar. Me and Glubtubis Wub grabbed the chains and pulled down on them. There was probably some pulley network in the ceiling because it didn't take much to make the bar go up and unblock the doors. While everyone else entered the room, me and Glubtubis tied our ropes to the hooks and then to two of my four remaining spikes to keep the bar up. We then entered the biggest room so far.
Now I am done for the day and very much want to sleep. I have had a long day as shown by the previous page or so, and must get my rest and my dinner. This is goodbye from our little group and I will try to get Pius the Pious to start writing again.
‘Sup! Pius again here. Big room, like Gorog said, with 3 tombs on the left and another stone door on the right. Guess what Glubtubis was doing in a corner of this room immediately..? Gah! Ignoring everyone’s else’s bodily needs, Gorog suggested we open the first tomb from a distance to escape the toxic fumes. Some rope and spike contraption was thrown and we slowly opened the lid of the tomb, expecting some vile green gasses to escape. Nothing happened though, and we slowly moved towards the half open tomb. Suddenly the whole lid flew off and some horrid skeletal creature started walking towards us at a surprisingly brisk pace for an undead. Glubtubis, looking for something to wipe I’m sure, was the first to attack the thing with his knife. Brave, yet foolish, since the short knife landed between the skeleton’s ribs, giving the monster a chance to do some serious damage to our fearless rogue friend. Blunt force was needed, clearly! Guess what? Boring ol’ Pius to the rescue with his mallet. One short snappy swing later and the undead one was now indeed dead. You’re welcome everyone!
Let’s just grab the gold from the opened casket and get ready for the next one. Quickly our grubby hands were eagerly feeling around in the dimly lit box. Nothing! What? Stupid sexy casket…
Do we try and open the next one? Of course! This was just a fluke right? Rewind the tape, undead bony creature limping towards us, a mighty blow from Gorog’s giant hammer-thingy, grubby hands, and… Nothing again!
This room sucked!
We had one more tomb to go, but now the other passage started to look more inviting. Do we risk another undead jerk for no gold? No thank you!
Our weaponry included a mace for me, a knife and a hammer for Gorog, a longsword for Pünchinka, and two daggers and a shortsword for Glubtubis. Our equipment consisted of a Holy Cross, a few torches, and a rope for me. Gorog had no torches, due to his vision in the dark, a rope, and some spikes. Both the others had fairly similar equipment to mine.
Now that we have gotten the equipment out of the way, it is time for the story. We were absolutely broke and needed money. Our wives had kicked us out of our homes until we either brought back riches or a job certification sheet. We decided to do the first option. We had all heard about a tomb which was told to have near unlimited riches. Obviously, due to our low intelligence levels, we didn’t care about how dangerous it was.
These first few words have exhausted me and my wee Dwarf friend Gorog already, so we will retire to our sleeping quarters now, to be continued soonish.
This is Gorog the VIII, picking up from where Pius left off. We all had met when we were drunk and dancing merrily in a local pub, but little did we know how far our friendship would take us. After about a half hour of walking, we finally stumbled upon the cave that led to the tomb. Using my sight in the dark, we were able to get down into the first room.
The room was very simple and in the very center there was a wooden coffin. Me and Pünchinka went in for a closer look, and saw that there was nothing stopping us from opening it. After a bit of thought we eventually opened it and found an ornate statue of a snake soldier. I detected that it was hollow with my ability to sense stoneworks. Remember how Pius said that we had low intelligence levels? Without giving it much thought, we declared that I should smash it open with my hammer. Lo and behold, a cloud of poison gas floated up and quickly dissipated, But not before I got a slight whiff and was mildly annoyed. Pünchinka probably thought that it was a scented candle and took a record-breaking deep breath. Of course, because of that he lost a whole lot of healthy juices.
This is my farewell to you today, for I must get some sleep. We will hopefully be here to share with you more of our adventure tomorrow.
Hello, I'm Gorog VIII, back again and I’m ready to continue the story. After Pünchinka got well enough that we could stop caring about the gas in his veins, we examined the inside of the broken statue. Inside of it, there was a little golden object that was worth one gold coin. Of course I took it and Pünchinka started complaining about how he “Got a lung full of poison.” and I got money.
We exited the room and went into a hall with five other rooms. We went into the one across from us and noticed that it was the exact same as the last one. This time, we opened the coffin and stood back. I threw my hammer from a safe distance to break open the statue. As it was flying, I asked myself why I hadn’t tied a rope to the handle so I could get it back if something happened to it. A puff of the poison gas from earlier came out of the statue, and quickly dissipated. Inside, there was another golden disk, worth another coin. This one went to Pünchinka, and he gleefully accepted it.
For the other four rooms, we did the same thing but I fashioned a rope with spikes on it to throw at the coffins and open them from a distance, just to be safe. All four of them were the same except for the last two, in which one of the coffins was a snake scholar and the other was a snake wizard. These two were decorated much more ornately than the others. In the room with the scholar, I found a meticulously carved golden ring, and after some discussion, we decided that I should put it on. When I did however, it wouldn't come off! Suddenly the finger nail that it was on began growing, until it took the form of the head of a serpent.
This has tired me, for it is late and I must be getting to bed. My dead mother would be very unhappy if I were to miss my bedtime. This is goodbye to you for today from all of my comrades.
This is Gorog, once again, coming to you from the Dungeons of the Brink. I wanted Pius to write this part, because it’s been a while since you’ve heard from him and the public must get what the public wants. As a recap from yesterday, I got a ring that transformed my finger into what looked like the head of a snake. After leaving that section of the dungeon, we decided to start drawing a map to make sure that we didn’t get lost.
While wandering down the hall, with our torches lit, we stumbled upon a huge, stone door which was blocked by a large stone rod, connected to some chains that went up into the ceiling. There were two hooks that also had chains connecting them to some sort of contraption hidden in the ceiling. It didn’t take much thought to figure out that the chains on the hooks were connected to the chains holding up the giant stone bar. Me and Glubtubis Wub grabbed the chains and pulled down on them. There was probably some pulley network in the ceiling because it didn't take much to make the bar go up and unblock the doors. While everyone else entered the room, me and Glubtubis tied our ropes to the hooks and then to two of my four remaining spikes to keep the bar up. We then entered the biggest room so far.
Now I am done for the day and very much want to sleep. I have had a long day as shown by the previous page or so, and must get my rest and my dinner. This is goodbye from our little group and I will try to get Pius the Pious to start writing again.
‘Sup! Pius again here. Big room, like Gorog said, with 3 tombs on the left and another stone door on the right. Guess what Glubtubis was doing in a corner of this room immediately..? Gah! Ignoring everyone’s else’s bodily needs, Gorog suggested we open the first tomb from a distance to escape the toxic fumes. Some rope and spike contraption was thrown and we slowly opened the lid of the tomb, expecting some vile green gasses to escape. Nothing happened though, and we slowly moved towards the half open tomb. Suddenly the whole lid flew off and some horrid skeletal creature started walking towards us at a surprisingly brisk pace for an undead. Glubtubis, looking for something to wipe I’m sure, was the first to attack the thing with his knife. Brave, yet foolish, since the short knife landed between the skeleton’s ribs, giving the monster a chance to do some serious damage to our fearless rogue friend. Blunt force was needed, clearly! Guess what? Boring ol’ Pius to the rescue with his mallet. One short snappy swing later and the undead one was now indeed dead. You’re welcome everyone!
Let’s just grab the gold from the opened casket and get ready for the next one. Quickly our grubby hands were eagerly feeling around in the dimly lit box. Nothing! What? Stupid sexy casket…
Do we try and open the next one? Of course! This was just a fluke right? Rewind the tape, undead bony creature limping towards us, a mighty blow from Gorog’s giant hammer-thingy, grubby hands, and… Nothing again!
This room sucked!
We had one more tomb to go, but now the other passage started to look more inviting. Do we risk another undead jerk for no gold? No thank you!
Treasure Gained
Various trinkets worth a total of XXX gp (I have to check...)
Experience Gained
Exploration: (I need to figure this out too)